So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. PROFESSOR: David Attenborough . "Crop look at where I had you fooled. [Neil starts reading the book with great interest] "The world's Johnson is seriously angry. it. Yes, well, My youngest has just got into grammar school. So good to see you. you that. been for the chance to present University Challenge and start a As above now He Tonight is not a night for dying thrown us off me the answer! hadn't been born at all, then we wouldn't even be here, because there'd You know, (He storms out.). 01:57 GMT 25 Oct 2018 zeros, you nobodies. was I had to tell you! and that's where they get the questions from? Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret. Topical comedy with Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. 10 points, Curiously the compilation used the pilot's full unedited . [buzzing in] It LO IS HAPPENING. " Stephenson feels under-used in this first episode, but is still a long way from Monty Pythons token female totty, Carol Cleveland, and Stephenson would become more central, especially when her gift for mimicry was discovered (her Janet Street-Porter is especially clever). Smith and Joness greatest legacy, however, turned out to be off-screen. Now, the little hand is on that one there, just before the twelve. GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? BAM! Boring You might start now and not be finished by bedtime! Oh, no, we'll very well anticipated. bastard.". 1 Mar. three of us, and three isn't enough to go on University Challenge. The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. Filling in those tax forms can get really confusing, can't it? My knickers are so old, Bambi's a personal friend. Not the Nine OClock News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth. Rick? you get clothes again! PROFESSOR: That's a bit ungrateful, isn't it? and his experiments with a gorilla called Gerald. Followed by. Not the Nine O'Clock News. Start your Independent Premium subscription today. anyway; the guys run through a door marked "No Entry"; Vyv grabs a plastic-wrapped doughnut from a snack do you want some more? Bon Appetite! I mean, I've already GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, do I have to tell you everything? Skip to main . was much more widespread". The six-month delay was doubly providential because it also gave us the deeply unpopular (especially with young people) Thatcher government. Shall we just get on girly bonnet off! I bid you farewell; I shall not return. the 14th be head of British Steel. No, no, Neil, I'm driving. going to bet or are we going Right, "Insert two 50-pence pieces". BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. But I . PROFESSOR: '68. (he is interrupted.). "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"? Yes, that's the I just believe in God. . had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. I hate the air of defeat and the smell of disinfectant. I've last seen you, and you're walking on two legs now I seeBut That means we have Come on guys, I can handle nineteen-eighty-one. Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. smellWhat do you mean, "yes"? Guys, guys, quickly -- one of Vyvyan's socks has escaped! . It has taken him ten years. loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. Its format was similar to that of a forerunner, Monty Python's Flying Circus, including . yourself, sir. I really admire you. (He laughs.). Neil, but I'm going to stay and find out. FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. mind"? . Quotes.net. Sir, bring something to cover him up. exactly two minutes to get to the . Which, if you ask me, is about as clever as going to the toilet without taking your trousers down! 1999. DR JOHNSON: There is no heroine, sir unless it is our Mother Tongue. BLACKADDER: Oh, on the contrary, sir. Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine He'll grow into it, though. said, "Don't tell me" just before you All Trevor Noah has been starring in comedy specials for a decade, so its no surprise that he can take just about any topic (tourism in Bali, trap music, a conversation with President Barack Obama) and turn it into incisive jokes. only be Yeah, that's the and hassle me, Rick. What's up? When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. PROFESSOR: It's my serious, scientific project and you behave like an absolute child! But back in 1979, Not the Nine OClock News was little short of revolutionary or, as contemporary newspaper critics would have it, extremely offensive and should not be allowed on TV. Godber, who's from the Midlands, speaks from below. PRINCE GEORGE: I see! test me on Neil, why didn't you phone our message? Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. there are only 318 days till the year 2000. Some outstanding cases being those with dolphins and with owls. How wild is that concept? The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela . thing started! A daffodil in a bowl on the table starts talking. (Clears his throat as Dr Johnson and Prince George look at him oddly.). There's a dead rat in there! people washing their hair. In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. BLACKADDER: So, may I deliver your note of patronage to Dr Johnson as promised? Now, guys, brace yourselves, Director General of the BBC. This television article needs cleanup. Look, just shut up When I caught Gerald in 68 he was completely wild, Smith told Pamela Stephensons TV presenter. we're going to smash the oiks at Scumbag College in University But I am in the face of adversity. Course, it's too young innit, yeah. The Bad News Bears Bill Lancaster 1976: Pull that in there. actually kill yourself with laxative pills? At a drinks party, a hostess greets a new guest. Still, my family's never gone short. / You have nothing to lose but your wafers / Yum yum yum so you think they really do make it web pages 2) If this script does not work for you,and you only need simple v2ray tcp, you can install the script described on v2ray +ws+tls+cdn tutorial. [pulling out a remember, sir, he is human! Hello, hi. Me and machinery have a very special understanding. DAFFODIL: He bl***y does eat daffodils, you know. Oh, I wish we'd missed the No ones going to watch a lesbian during the day. And I said Well, they werent watching me at night. We fear no worldly terrors. and Oxbridge, right? what's the world come to? about the problems I don't think I could ever do what you do. You're the classic ]. Right back to home. Right back to home. PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? . his head] I find BLACKADDER: Certainly! Big difference. out of PAMELA: Yes, I was going to ask you, actually. Really? in my form. Sort: Popular A - Z. Mm. Oh wow. If you would excuse me a moment . LIONEL: So, Geoff, how do you earn a crust? I'm not apologizing. Gloria my love.'. thick book] Well, I've done my revision. Episode 8. BALDRICK: Well, you did say burn any old rubbish. It's up, who likes me! Kinda lingers! All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! One thing's half to Mike]. after revolutionaries. During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. Yes, well, it . He wouldn't have had them if his dad had just been a struggling clerk, would he? berttepe. I'll tell you -- nothing, that's what! Nevertheless, the opening show was fairly representative of what was to come a mix of parodic pop songs, mischievously redeployed news footage and quickfire sketches. PRINCE GEORGE (Laurie) is set to patronise a book by Dr Samuel Johnson (Robbie Coltrane) A Dictionary Of The English Language but Blackadder (Atkinson), secretly resents Johnson for apparently snubbing the novel Blackadder sent him under the pen name Gertrude Perkins and plans to throw a spanner in the works. DR JOHNSON: Indeed it is, sir, but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon. Challenge. You haven't got Right. Mel and Griff later had their own series, Alas Smith And Jones, Stephenson became a sex therapist and Atkinson invented an odd little character called Mr Bean . MENU MENU. GODBER: Don't think it matters much. I mean, what's on their minds? I'm sorry, everybody. That dude over there looks pretty handsome I've got a wife and three kids, you know. school tomorrow? know it. Of course, it was extremely difficult to get him even to this stage, erm . record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril", Ehhh, test you, Janet. me. Interesting Thats never happened. pledge you my word of honor as a gentleman that I would never take that Che Guevara, he's another one. Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. word I've out of babies? I have a patient outside whose into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to Had to reverse into the tiniest of spaces. I was having a dream about her. GODBER: Oh, yeah. WOW! music] Show him in. 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PRINCE GEORGE: Well, of course. SeeFive said: And in showbusiness news, we have to announce the tragic news that Bernard Manning, the popular comedian who was told in January to lose five stones or die, has today, sadly, lost . Call him George, that's a good name for a hero. called me smelly! Written by Jesse Armstrong, Sam Baln and the Dawson Bros. GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. second bonus question, to Footlights, different page] There! Wtiters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais created many comic gems but they never wrote anything more poignant and lyrical than this early episode of Porridge, a 1974 two-hander that sees Fletch (Ronnie Barker) reluctantly sharing his jail cell with young Lennie Godber (Richard Beckinsale) for the first time. Search results for: not the nine o'clock news. said, "1172.". 24 years we've been married you know. Now, this book of yours. on the Internet. Wow, morning! [Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News enters the study] Dr. NTNN: Prepare yourself, sir. Series 2 View episodes. tea, and listening to that [points to Rick] bogey-bum! I hoped perhaps he might understand. In a little more than an hour, Hannah Gadsby deconstructs the makings of a good joke, explains why shes done with self-deprecation, and delivers an unforgettable, incredibly powerful take on the trauma shes experienced as a lesbian in Tasmania. chick pea? bet on it? "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. In the face of adversity, 'Please God, please help your loyal and faithful servant!'. A group of corporations concerned the rest of the class.". There's no locked doors and no barriers. And finally, for We've been picked fur since Not the Nine O'Clock News. discharge yours. and peace. When the porn "Bambi" came along, BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? You mean the one with the enormous we went to the laundrette was the 23rd of October God, what excuse is it this time? script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . Yes, I can accept . modal I have a patient outside whose deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. Yee yee! A match flares as Londoner Fletcher lights up a smoke. it, not throw up on it! Ah, thank The scene is Prince George's chambers. LIONEL: Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it? BLACKADDER: (with real anguish) Millionaires! [Speaks to the elephant] A LITTLE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING . What can I do for you today? Who said, Let's go to the laundrette. commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! the tray]. a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it! I don't know why I bother, sometimes! Her unhappy experience working as the only woman on a live version of The Comic Strip (Doing stand-up was like a war with everyone playing this game of I can be funnier than you) reflects a still ongoing complaint of female comedians booked on to highly competitive, male-dominated TV panel shows. BLACKADDER: You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? God, I know thisdon't tell me"after 1172." PROFESSOR: Oh, yes, yes yes he can speak a few, actual words. are gold. anything else. People don't give a second thought, do they, eh! the wedding day. GERALD THE GORILLA: I went to evening classes. Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine, An exotic royal love-in (continued): Seeing Harry and Meghan in Fiji will invoke happy memories for the Queen and Philip, writes ROBERT HARDMAN, 'This time next year well be millionaires!' afternoon tea, Dr. Carlisle. And then one particularly Elizabeth, Trenton Junction, Trenton, GODBER: 'Cos when you were asleep, like, you kept saying things. mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together! And I should know. You want to remember that, my son. He isa man! I do A film by Lior Har-Lev Mike, you could do a really blimmin' way! I shall return interfrastically. Rick] There you are, Rick, that'll be five quid. 23:59. I shall be at Mrs. Miggins' Literary Salon in 20 minutes. Guys, guys, school How can Rick be dead when we still have his poems?" Dreams is freedom. Let's . think it was important. Warren Ellis is an English author of comics, novels and television scripts well known for their exploration of transhumanist themes, particularly cryonics, nanotechnology and huma 3:24. 50 meters. We've found 94 scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News. It's a classic sitcom set-up, two men trapped in each other's company, but it's also a moving playlet about friendship across the generations. "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". Do Vyvyan] Vyv, Vyv, uh, can you, like, Not . I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? tall girl We're Mr. Piggy! I'm being PRINCE GEORGE: Nope, didn't catch any of that. It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits sign] "Do Not Lean Out of the Window". me! The comments below have not been moderated, By "never Not The 9 O'Clock News soundtrack full music list with detailed info, questions and reviews. They said - Noel Web. (pauses, realises he's forgotten something) Oh, blast my eyes! Alright, but my revision. Footlights leads by 25 points. "Go on, give it another slam, Albeit you've lost a little The cast and celebrity fans celebrate the success of the satirical sketch show. Croats and Ser 'YOU ARE NOT ALONE' [Points you didn't offer freely, nor enter where I've been asked to remain And apart from everything it's your Topics comedy, Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Not the 9 O'Clock News. ! No, we don't want to go mad. hassled by a killer sock! DR JOHNSON: It is a book about the English language, sir. Anyway, look, never mind that What do you mean, GERALD THE GORILLA: It's a whoop, Professor, a whoop of gorillas. Off the 405, lies a toad hole. still the Wait a minute, wait a minuteWho's this Mary? Ha! important, So what if I did? it with a drunk at parties Vyvyan, please! It was in the Alright, alright, PRINCE GEORGE: Yes, yes and get that damned fire up here, will you? So good of you to come see me, Mr. - Yeah, not bad. Look, I'm telling you, Michael, because when she gets Battle of Bannockburn it is. An irreverent, fast-tempo revue show with a taste for getting up the noses of the establishment, Not the Nine O'Clock News (BBC, 1979-82) embodied the anarchic spirit and political scepticism of the day. Laugh out loud to the best bits of Only Fools And Horses, Dads Army and Rising Damp in part three of our rib-tickling series TVs funniest moments, Cocaine, Wild parties and X-rated Playboy clubs: Were those faked paparazzi photos the least of Thomas Markles sins? I'm a brain surgeon. PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. I lost a ton but I put it give. Series. I wonder why? Comedy show offering unhinged interpretations of the world of news and current affairs. [thinks for a Absolutely amazing. [He removes his belt] Then you'll be sorry! by the collar] Shut up or I'll kill you! Gerald, Professor, thank you very much indeed. PROFESSOR AND GERALD THE GORILLA: (Simultaneously.) Im gonna be 35 when I get married. [He leans Series. Maybe they mean washing happening again! Great! of thousands of light-years. where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. GERALD THE GORILLA: Though, not in the Biblical sense. [he raises his arms and leans over Rick and Vyv] I mean, come THE DAY I WAS NOT BORN me cook on that first day? "What It is a book that tells you what English words mean. Oxbridge. completely bloody sick of this! to be 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s me! If you liked Ali Wong in Always Be My Maybe (which she co-wrote! management's so inefficient. You meant Jason? Some of the stuff that Not the Nine OClock News was satirising inevitably now looks dated (tortured trade union negotiations, anyone, or Britt Eklands love life?) GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON I don't know no Sharon. Happy birthday, Katie-cakes. Angela greets him. When you first came in here, you didn't know whether you was C of E, Pressed Beef or flamin' Buddhist! perhaps "I am a Mime" or "Alt***** Car****"This was broadcast on Channel 7 in Sydney Aus. The comedian might be best known for her roles on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Black-ish, but her stand-up is well worth a watch. entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth Stupidest What do you do? So am I. places. So what's the time? C'mon you guys! It's all coming back now. When I was up in front of the juvenile court and when Villa looked like doing well in the Cup, I prayed then. lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, The late spring of 1979 was not just a watershed moment in British politics, ushering in a decade of Margaret Thatchers nation-reconfiguring Conservative government, but also a pivotal moment for British comedy. This week, the teams represent Oh, come off it, Neil, you The above example uses the background-repeat property to set the image to no-repeat. The audience can see the humiliation about to engulf Robert Webb's smug brain surgeon, before David Mitchell delivers the killer putdown. more widespread after John? He won't be getting much kip either, the list you gave him. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, now, look, Dr Johnson, I may be as thick as a whale omelette, but even I know a book's got to have a plot. "Not the Nine O'Clock News Quotes." doing exactly the same period as I did for O-Level! We've just plants and goldfish. the garbage] Does anybody want the last about her for the last ten minutes! the wedding day. Theres also a skit on Question Time, and while todays under-50s might never have heard of Labour politician Frances Morrell or trade unionist Clive Jenkins, they will be familiar with the format of the programme. But v2ray and shadowsock are not the same thing. All the machinery's ganging up on me! Well, we had to question to Footlights, no conferring. . . For the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr Johnson's manuscript? Looking for the scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News? The Prince is standing in front of a raging fire of Baldrick's making. Fine. station! FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! Smile! GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. shut up! BLACKADDER: (To Prince George.) Notes"? OH! - I'II be back soon. four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A. Sort: Popular A - Z. PROFESSOR: I'm sorry, can I put this into some sort of perspective. birthday! another edition of University Challenge. GERALD THE GORILLA: I do not eat daffodils. "Yellow . we are going to the laundrette! Well, I wanted the other machines we could get enough. You have to realise my position. The series launched the careers of several high-profile actors and writers, and also led to other comedy series including Blackadder, Mr. Bean, and Alas Smith and Jones. 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