He could literally feel all six pair of eyes on him and he squirmed under their gazes. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. Dirty sock. I've got to make this happen more in fics :), (See the end of the work for more notes.). I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Peter is laughing so hard that he has to wipe away a tear. Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. Dwarves couldnt swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover. Peter reaches out his fist and Clint gives it a friendly pound before the doctors apprentice goes back to Bruces office. Garlic. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. They find an ancient, abandoned city, but don't realize there's a young (for his kind) elf watching over the place. Nat narrows her eyes and growls something in Russian. Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. If you listened to your Aunt May and ate your green vegetables at dinner, you would have gotten that one., Peter hands over the blindfold. (sorry, I still love Sally!) But things went sour when he ended up three doors down, trapped with the Blac Another prophecy, another quest. I'm not in control!" Clint creates the words. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. Steve answers with a stuffed-up nose. The answer isnt a yes or a no, but Hawkeye can read lips, unlike Peter, so he mouths the words that he doesnt really want to say aloud. He couldnt get away with taking his medical backpack with him, so he was only able to shove the bare necessities in the pockets of his EMT cargo pants. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. sneeze sneezefic # 5 Spider-Man's Cat Allergy by TheThrowaway835 6.4K 47 8 A short story where Spiderman is allergic to cats. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. He sits down and puts his feet up on the bed. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. Yes? He clears his throat and sniffs, earning a filthy look from Clint. What had changed in the span of twenty-four hours? Um, also I dont want to use the lab bathroom because, well, Im going to be a while. He wont stop sneezing. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I just put an A on the top and keep it moving., Tony squeezes the blood pressure cuff on the wall. Okay. Its from Nat. # 1. Bruce sniffs. Keeping his head down, Peter made his way to the car. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. hermes x oc Please consider turning it on! There was this one time that Bruce slipped in the shower. Peter getting injected with a mystery substance and going feral. You got it Mr. tark.. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. Uh- Ned looked at him confused, before understanding dawned in his eyes. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. you when we met Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. Im gonna puke if I have to hear him- do that again. Peter, are you alright?, Clint keeps his questions as yes and no answers. Un hijo del hombre ms rico de USA y el otro hijo de un veterano. Steves still traumatized from the incident. Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. Everyone files out of the office, because playtime is over. Peter fills Bruces meditation time with fun group activities like parties in the office, video game tournaments, and more. I think we broke Steve. "Stay away from me!" "No, no, no! Its like the saying goes; When the parents are away, the kids will play. Peter nods. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. It looks like theres an entire box worth of crumpled up tissues in there. Does he get any sympathy? Blinking, Vi found herself astounded when witnessing such a sneeze. Yeah, you got me. Nat holds a handful of lavender under Steves nose and Cap starts. Peter remembers that information from chapter 24 from his textbook. 96 guests quackson4life, PrussianDragon, TalinNurmi, Zana_Zira, BlueStarAtSunrise, Queen_of_Curses, Oreina, turtle_gem, Pono7412, nicoisawsome11, Alli_Attorney, pnkprincess, Snakey_kun, EverlastingPetals, rainy_days_and_blue_skies, Avalkalove, froogle_moogle, Astralactivity, BlackCatRunning, Margaret89, Daidaiiro, 0FrerardPhan0, KissMyFrogPhotography, Rainbow_Gigglemug, KnitReadRepeat, LittleSmudge, GoingToAsgard, joannofarc, Viconia, quinn_goblin, vamp0202, Weather, Xmarksthespot, kiiriminna, silmarlfan1, cy_grl, daemoninwhite, GoldenHelikaon, ShadowE, DeathjunkE, curi_o, Skelepuppy, Secret_H, athenethegoddess02, temporalgambit, amity88, AzzerThePirate, LokkaNightNyx, shadynaiad, anruiukimi, and 16 more users You ok, Reindeer? Tony raises his faceplate to give Loki a quizzical look. "No, no! Are you unwell, brother?. Something in this place is making me sneeze, Loki says resentfully, sniffling. Loki, Steve cuts in, as Loki blows his sore red nose and looks at him over the hanky with a comical mixture of misery, rage and resignation in his irritated eyes. Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. (My opinion, don't hate, if you don't like my version, that's fine I'm not Nico di Angelo gets adopted by Bruce Wayne after Batman witnesses him stalking around a cemetery in Gotham. Peter gets sick during Christmas and tries to hide it from everyone but fails spectacularly, only for his IronFam to come to his rescue. You snorted a lot of shit up your nose earlier today during that contest.. You dont have a fever and nothing hurts. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. I've been wanting to write a story with Clint using sign language since last year and I finally was able to add it in. He just needs to get away from well, fields and grass and things. Onion. But birthday or not, Im still firing up the grill. He addresses the rest of the room, and sees Bruce walking back into the office. Loki tries to glare at him but the effect is somewhat lessened by the streaming bloodshot eyes. When I said everybody out, I meant you too, Tony., Tony kicks the bottom of the exam table as his legs dangle over the side. When Peters hands are fully lowered to his sides, Clint speaks quietly. His eyes are watery and running as much as his nose is. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. Once a week Bruce takes a two-hour break from the world. Steve has his eyes closed and his head is cradled in Natashas arms. Fuck. What do you know? Buckys his friend, not his freakin fanboy.. 76 guests "Peter, calm down," Tony pleaded, stretching out his arm as he slowly inched his way toward his petrified kid. Either way, he fell and hit his head hard. The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. You have a strange definition of the word excitement, Pete.. peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. This naturally triggered the Hulk transformation. Im not bored, Im procrastinating. Are you saying you have hayfever?. Dave's stomach floods with warmth and all he wants to do is undress Klaus, but he forces himself to focus. Thor doesnt lower Mjlnir but he frowns, confused and concerned. While living in Tartarus with his mother he stumbles upon Luke, retrieving the sarcophagus of Kronos. Good luck, man he muttered, before leaving Peter to his inevitable death. Still, the God of Mischief would do nothing. I just need to use the bathroom., Bruce doesnt look up from reading his clipboard. And his snapchat stories. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. He lifted himself up shakily, flushing the bile down the toilet and soon walking out of the bathroom. Prompt 24 sneezingSteve has a sneezing fit and Natasha and Clint need Peter's help to take care of the sneezing super soldier. Just yesterday, Peter was trying to get him to drop the kid moniker, and now hed been upgraded to sweetheart? No one else. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. Peter clears his throat. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. Heroes of the future come back in time to tell the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood what is to come. Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. Peter and I have work to do.. I'd really like to see the Avengers come face to face with a pink-nosed, watery-eyed sniffly supervillain who can't stop sneezing. Peter quickly scans the room for tissues to bring Steve, but the only thing he sees thats remotely close to tissues is a roll of toilet paper in the cabinet. The car, that would drive him to his early grave. The world was most certainly not in his books. Peter also knows that Dr. He sniffles and rubs his itchy eyes again. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. Ill be making barbecue sliders. Is Cap ok?, His head is buried in Nats chest and shes rocking him like a baby. He needed to take it off to act like it would be a peaceful hand-over. There were a great many things which, although they seemed quite natural to the dwarves, initially mystified the little Hobbit. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, hes sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow then wipes his nose on his sleeve. Banner. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. Peters stethoscope is still hanging around his neck, but if Bruce asks, Peter will tell him that he just forgot to take it off. He doesn't want to move in with Bruce, but seeing as he can't Percy Jackson fanfiction, Son of Fury. Its between Peter and Captain America. Cheese. The birthday boy. Everything ok? I did. No mfine. Whatever she said makes Clint twitch and sit up a little straighter in his chair. Peter is trying to get a group photo with the Avengers to rub in flashes face, however Clint wont smile, choosing to mess about. Were out of ideas. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Percy has become too powerful for Zeus' liking so he tires to send Percy back into the pit. baekhyun04, TiaMaja, 10firmamenttokitsune, Goppymayo, Petals_n_posies2, 3AM_Conspiracy, razzberryomega, MysteriousKnowledge13, Silver_Captain82403, Koala_04, Lili_Monarch, AreejApples, Linssess, Lio26, PlatinumInk, Fredspon, Heido_o7, Midnighthowler, Moss_Patch, DRaGoON_TeE_GrEAt, vampirenightwingz, Pansexual_Overlord05, Jack_Anti_Septic_Eye, anxiety_banana, bienchen1024, jesuismoi7, Arehman22, Grimm44556677, angry_kid_with_no_money, bekah_curlygirl, AlimMay, Hufflepuff_06, ace_ing_it, Frenchwriter340, AdrianSunflowerSky, CaptainAnnie6, webcrtwz, estanxn, secreteclipse, Ashes_ink, Bonky_bornes, Yumy_67, ManicGods98, percabeth37, It_The_Cat, Mia_Miles, Tigerkid14, Aqua_Dragon, Blappin15, DoctorsOrdersDiAngelo, and 70 more users Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. Peter is sitting on Bruces rolling chair, with a blindfold on, waiting for the first object. as well as That is incorrect. Go and take some meds, have a shower and lie down until youre feeling-. Youre always barbecuing., Sam shrugs. Peters jelly laid forgotten once Tony left. It means pollen makes him sneezy and itchy, Bruce finishes, a little sheepishly. No. You think I read that? He wont stop sneezing. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. You good? Happy asked, frowning, and Peter gave a small hum. But other than that this story is about Percy and the avengers meeting Percy Jackson is the first demigod son of Nyx. as well as The rules are easy. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. Here Cap. No, they did not betray him Yay for inclusion :)On a side note, I really like having Bruce turn into the hulk because of silly reasons so I had to add 'slipped in the shower' to the list lol.I had a lot of fun with writing this one and I hoped it was fun to read as well.Tomorrow Peter goes from the doctor to the patient when he gets carsick on a road trip. Seven demigods enrol as students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Third P.O.V The Avengers were having an infamous movie night() all the worlds greatest hero's were sitting inside the Avengers compound having a Disney marathon, oldest to newest, it was storming outside so they were bundled up, enjoying . Klaus has his hand clamped around his nose, stifling a string of 5 sneezes breathlessly. Steve looks back and he looks terrible. Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? The unfortunate affair with the alien invasion had been the beginning of a steep learning curve for the Avengers. I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. Peter takes the stethoscope from around his neck. Thank you, Peter. I'm not sure I told you On Your Six Chapter 1: Steve: Sick, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction 2012 It started with a sneeze "Did you just sneeze? The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. Ned grimaced as they reached the gate. Yeah. He tends to get too creative with the details whenever he tries to lie. Chocolate. Taking an antihistamine will probably help.. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. Hmm? 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It was amusing to humiliate the man by stopping him from escaping and it had given Hawkeye in particular several opportunities to get his own back for his period of mind-control at the Jotunn's hands. Hits: 5628 The reality of being close to you by MoonShine97 Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies) Not Rated Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings No category Work in Progress 22 Feb 2023 This calls for a celebration. As the dust settled, she spotted a red-hooded girl being scolded by what appeared to be a Schnee of all people; all due to mishandling of property or whatever. Clint restates the obvious. The Spider That (Accidentally) Stole Christmas. Hayfever? Loki repeats, then lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like swearing in ancient Norse before attempting to stifle two more sneezes into the hanky. He cant stop sneezing., Steve shakes his head. "What What are you talkin about, Pete? To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated. There was quite a bit of blood. too bad peters drunk out of his mind. . Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. Cuando la vida de ambos se cruzen nada ser igual. Your phone reminds you of that?, Bruce must have heard the multiple dings from Nats incoming messages. left kudos on this work! Im procrastinating too. um, its itsugh, I dont know. We tried everything to make it to stop. Hell be fine, Thor. Do you want me to destroy that stethoscope, Peter? Both sets of eyes, from Steves caretakers, dart to Peter when he comes in the room. I dont think Ill be able to look up your nose without getting a snot bath, so Im going to steer clear of the splash zone and check to see if your lungs are clear., Peter climbs onto the bed behind Cap and continues to explain what hes going to do. "You don't know. Sicktember day 9. Your dedication to the craft is inspiring, Doc., Peter leans his head against the wall. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, he's sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow . The kids probably right. Were out of ideas. pre-lightning thief That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. left kudos on this work. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. I, um, I have to get back to the office. Does anything hurt, Cap?. The assassin questioned No, the seven and anybody else is not dead Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Fanfiction Duly Noted - Avengers Duly Noted - Avengers By sapphiremint, May 14, 2015 in Fanfiction sapphiremint Members 320 Gender:Female Pronoun (s):she/her Posted May 14, 2015 Title: Duly Noted Fandom: MCU/Avengers Characters: All of the Avengers really, no dialogue from Thor though. anger While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. Come help. Who gets sick of hearing him sniffle and throws a box of tissues at him? Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. Loki, dont rub your eyes. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Sort by: Hot. Being scared out of your mind will usually get you to stop anything., Hawkeye snorts.